Deeeeeeeear Mr. Jo-o-ones,

we do hope your Paket from Germany has arrived vor Weihnachten, since we were verpflichtet, es vor seinem Überseeflug noch hart ranzunehmen. This yellow box nämlich, die Sie da in den Händen halten, is one of our famous PackSets. Each PackSet wird bei uns zum Crashtest geschickt, to our Verpackungsprüfstelle in Darmstadt. You should have seen how we trampled on it herum! The inhalt remained aber unversehrt, because we use a special Wellpappe for our PackSets. Afterwards our Praktikant wrote your adress on the Paket. Unfortunately he couldn't remember both your Postleitzahl and the name of your Berg. Sorry! Trotzdem we wish you a Merry Christmas, Ihre Deutsche Post AG

P.S. Did the PackSet fit into your Briefkasten?