das wetter: schulenglisch
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It was in a bus mitten in the city. It was the rush-hour, and many driveguests stood in the bus. It was oberfull. There was a young man with a very long neck and a hat with a dings instead of a band or so. This man spoke his neighbour an, because the neighbour would him ramble or schubs. But his neighbour said no tone, don’t reagiers overhaupt not. So the young man gave up und sat down on a plötzly free place. Later I saw the young man again. He walked over the stationplace or what and another young bursch did go on his side. The young man said: „Oh, manoman, I have it very heavy im life! Wegen my bad english, nobody likes me!“ There the other replied: „So do I, old house!“