verboten

Dear Debbie,

please let us your Jürgen hier! We promise you to be nice towards him. All the time. We cook him lecker Spätzle. Like in the United Statesle. Or better: like in California. We serve him cold beerle – and not beer made out of rice.

Your sweetys can go to a nice Krippele in Berlin. And later on they make Führerschein on German Autobahnle.

We have nice beauty Bauernhöfe which are near Geislinge. So everything is perfect for you to stay near your Jürgen in Germany. Cam on, don’t be so powerful on Jürgens decision. Family is the one thing, but soccerle is the big thing. Give your heart a Ruck durch Deutschland.

And then verboten promises by our grandmuddi:

We can all – and demnägscht – English!