Das Poolgespräch

Buddy Jones: Yes, it’s wet T-shirt time again here at The Brasserie – home of the tits. And it’s the charming Mary from Canoga Park up next in her bid for the semifinals … howya doin’?

Mary: Hi!

Buddy Jones: Where ya from?

Mary: Ah, the bus.

Buddy Jones: Which one?

Mary: You know, the last tour. […]

Buddy Jones: […] Why don’t you get in position and take a deep breath, because this water is very, very cold. […] And Mary’s the kind of red-blooded American girl who’ll do anything …

Mary: Anything …

Buddy Jones: I said anything … for fifty bucks that’s right! […]

Mary: Here I am!

Buddy Jones: […] Now Mary, how’s about shakin’ it around a little …

Mary: Ooooh!

Buddy Jones: Oh my goodness, look at her go!

Mary: Oooh! I’m dancing!

Buddy Jones: Ain’t this what living is really all about! Here’s your fifty bucks, Mary.

Mary: Oh great! Now I can go home!

Buddy Jones: Home is where the heart is.

Mary: On the bus.

„The Wet T-Shirt Contest“ aus Frank Zappas „Joe’s Garage“ (1979)